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MADE IN JAPAN VERY FAST

A Japanese tourist who had just finished a vacation in london, he would go to the airport, he was looking for a taxi, few minutes later he got the taxi to go to the airport. 

Along the way,  suddenly there is a very fast car overtake the taxi of  Japanese. Japanese shouted proudly, "Aaah Toyota, made ​​in Japan, very fast!

Not  long ago, another car is faster also passed the taxi Japanese shouted again, "Aaah Nissan, made ​​in Japan, very fast!“ Not how much longer, there is a faster car through the car. He shouted again, "Aaah Mitsubishi, made ​​in Japan, very fast“

The taxi driver was tired of hearing the statement of Japanese people are really nationalists to his country. When he arrived at the airport, the japanese said "how much should I pay? the driver say to the Japanese, "100 dollars please" japanese said, "100 dollars? It's not  far from the hotel!" The driver answer, Aaah, taxi meters, made ​​in Japan, very fast!" 

WHO WANTS TO GO TO PARADISE

In a kindergarten  classroom., Miss Ayu taught her students. The topic of that day was " Paradise and Hell". she told about the paradise and hell.

After that she said to her students, “Who are good go to paradise and who are bad go to the hell. So if we want to go to paradise then we have to do only the good things. The students were listening attentively.

Miss Ayu asked to her students, “Are we allowed to beat our friends?. And the students said, Nooooo! She asked again, “Are we allowed to cheat when exam? The students replied, “Noooo!

Miss Ayu said, “ Who wants to go to paradise please raise you hands. Every student in the class  raise their hands except Dina, that  flabbergasted Miss Ayu. She asked to Dina, “ Why don’t yo raise your hand? Don’t you want to enter paradise?. Dina said, “I want to Miss, but my mother told me I have to enter Tunas Bangsa Elemantary School.